Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Acid is not a monday night drug
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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