You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
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