I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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