is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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