I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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