Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Randomize
