All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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