He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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