Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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