But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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