you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
No subtext here. People are naked.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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