More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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