school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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