I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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