Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
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