i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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