He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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