I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
cat food counts as protein by the way
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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