Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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