so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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