I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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