seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Randomize
