it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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