What a fucking waste of an outfit
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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