you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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