I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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