either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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