The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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