So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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