What a fucking waste of an outfit
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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