Me too!
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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