I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
You need a sexual gate keeper
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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