Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
i think im in europe. pls send help
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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