is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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