is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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