Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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