so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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