My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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