Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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