i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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