I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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