Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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