How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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