I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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