I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I think I just sharted jello shots
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