When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
BRING THE BAGELS
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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