Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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