i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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