if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Randomize
