She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i would punch a child for taco bell
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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